Gondek issues apology for poor communication during water crisis

While not apologizing for the water crisis itself, Calgary mayor Jyoti Gondek issued a brief apology for not communicating well enough and thanked Calgarians for their continued sacrifices.
RCMP to receive all files on Trudeau’s $1 billion green fund

Following a successful Conservative motion, the RCMP will receive all documents on Trudeau’s $1 billion green fund, which has been marked by scandal and stinks of corruption.
Jagmeet Singh vows to remove all NDP MPs guilty of treason

“[If] it’s clear to me they knowingly worked with a foreign government to undermine Canada, I will immediately remove them from caucus,” Singh said.
Historic church burned down, not deemed a crime yet

Besides the beautiful architecture of the church itself, St. Anne’s Anglican Church was also home to many Group of Seven artworks, representing some of Canada’s greatest contributions to both landscape and impressionist art.
Liberal Party set to lose over half of MPs

The Conservatives are set to gain enough seats to be tied for the largest majority government in history, with an estimated 91-92 MPs added to reach 211, tying Brian Mulroney’s 1984 record and exceeding the previous 1958 record when John Diefenbaker led the Conservatives to victory.
PHAC plans to stockpile bird flu vaccines

The Public Health Agency of Canada says it is “proactively” speaking with vaccine manufacturers to get a hold of bird flu vaccines to prepare for the event of a global bird flu pandemic.
Canada’s unemployment continues to rise alongside immigration and part-time work

Despite adding 27,000 jobs last month, Canada’s unemployment rose once again as immigration continues to significantly outpace job growth. And more importantly, all gains were made in part-time work, with the country losing 36,000 full-time jobs and gaining 62,000 part-time jobs.
Finland to begin offering human bird flu vaccines

Next week, the EU health crisis authority will sign a contract with Seqirus to obtain 640,000 vaccine doses intended for humans to treat bird flu (H5N1), with the first portion going to Finland.
Mexican officials deny bird flu death, patient died of kidney failure

Mexican officials are denying that the recent death of a 59-year-old man was due to a new bird flu strain despite reports from the mainstream media and WHO.
Idaho bar celebrates ‘Heterosexual Awesomeness Month’, free beers for straight guys

The Old State Saloon says that every Monday for the month of June will now be “Hetero Male Monday”, with the first beer free—as long as the straight guys are dressed like straight guys.