BREAKING: George Chahal fined measly $500 for stealing opponent’s election material
Elections Canada has fined liberal MP George Chahal $500 for stealing his opponent’s election material. No comment was made about his successful attempts to redirect Conservative voters to the fake polling stations.
Australian basketball star threatened with fine for criticizing the government
The Australian government has targeted former NBA star Andrew Bogut for daring to speak out against the unimpeded tyranny of politicians in the former penal colony.
WATCH: UK government ends vaccine passports and mask mandate — pandemic over
Following the revelation that the UK government hosted parties nearly every weekend since the beginning of the pandemic, PM Boris Johnson announced an end to nearly every pandemic measure.
Montreal businesses plan ‘no restrictions, no passports’ protest
In response to Premier Legault’s tax on the unvaxxed, several Montreal businesses are planning a ‘no restrictions, no passport, no QR-code’ protest for Sunday, January 30.
Ontario may lift restrictions following Ford’s maskless debacle
Premier Doug Ford announced that there might be some “positive news” regarding lockdowns and restrictions next week, only one day after he was chastised for breaking his own mask rules.
Trudeau bullish on new Pfizer pill
PM Justin Trudeau is giddy about Pfizer’s new drug, a COVID pill he presumably expects Canadians to take six times daily for the better part of a week whenever they catch the sniffles.
WATCH: Jason Kenney calls tax on unvaccinated “un-Canadian.”
After a minute of browbeating the unvaccinated, Premier Jason Kenney condemned Quebec’s decision to fine people based on their medical status, calling the move “un-Canadian.”
UK government has thrown parties every weekend since pandemic began
Following PM Boris Johnson’s bogus apology for partying during the lockdown, it’s been revealed that the entire government has been throwing “wine-time Fridays” since the pandemic began.
Yacht owners won’t have to pay EU carbon tax
When it comes to climate change, it’s rules for thee but not for me. That much is certain, especially after it was revealed that among those marine vessels exempt from the EU’s carbon tax are luxury yachts owned by the very billionaires pushing for climate change legislation.
German Health Minister says compulsory vaccination is a “moderate” policy
Germany is in the news again after Health Minister Karl Lauterbach called compulsory vaccinations (fining and potentially jailing unvaccinated citizens) a “moderate” policy.