GOOD NEWS: Alberta government moves to eliminate speed traps

Following talks with stakeholders and an influx of citizen requests, the Alberta government plans to tighten restrictions on implementing photo radars across the province to reduce speed traps.
Police hunt down couple who fled from quarantine camp

The Dutch military police hunted down two foreign nationals who dared to escape from quarantine camps in a desperate attempt to return to their home countries.
Non-lethal Omicron variant reaches Canada in time for flu season

The recently discovered Omicron variant, which has so far proven mild and non-lethal, has already made it to Canada.
Doctor who found Omicron variant says symptoms are mild, media is overreacting

Chairwoman of the South African Medical Association Dr. Angelique Coetzee, one of the doctors who first identified the Omicron variant of COVID-19, says that the government and media are overreacting to an even milder strain of COVID.
Athletes are dropping like flies from heart problems likely caused by the vaccine

Professional athletes worldwide are dropping like flies from heart problems during matches, and few in the media are willing to point out the obvious.
Canada to vaccinate babies by early 2022

Like clockwork, Chief Public Health Officer Theresa Tam has followed Anthony Fauci’s lead and now says that babies and toddlers could be vaccinated as soon as early 2022.
EU says there will likely be a 9-month expiration date on vaccination status

The EU said they would table a proposal to make one’s vaccination status expire after just nine months, likely requiring Europeans to be inoculated with subsequent booster shots if they don’t want to be considered an unvaccinated second-class citizen.
WHO admits vaccines won’t end the pandemic

On November 24, WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus admitted that the vaccine does not prevent transmission; and thus, the pandemic and pandemic policies cannot end.
Fans are too old and too white, according to football CEO

During a news conference, Edmonton Elks CEO Ian Murray claimed that his fans are too old and too white for the new community they want to foster.
David Suzuki says pipeline bombings will happen if government doesn’t bow down to terrorists

Speaking at an Extinction Rebellion protest, Canadian environmentalist David Suzuki said that pipelines would be bombed if the government didn’t capitulate to his and his eco-terrorist buddies’ radical agenda.