Trudeau skips elections, appoints Alberta fangirl as Senator

Sign the letter of condemnation According to the Prime Minister’s Office, Trudeau has announced he is skipping Alberta’s senatorial elections and simply appointing Karen Sorensen – a longtime friend of his – to Canada’s upper chamber. I finally agreed to let @JustinTrudeau have his picture taken with me. LOL pic.twitter.com/WlYnxouNtU — Mayor Karen Sorensen (@BanffMayor) […]

Ontario to virtually suspend unvaccinated kids

During a regular COVID-19 press conference earlier this week, a smug Dr. Moore told Ontarians that kids who have not received the vaccine in the following school year will be subject to virtual suspensions if it is alleged they were near an active case. Meanwhile, vaccinated peers will receive special treatment and will be exempt from the punishment, allowing them to remain in school.

Alberta calls for legalized pepper spray, mandatory minimums

Alberta’s Minister of Justice Kaycee Madu wants Trudeau to pass the pepper.

In a letter to his federal counterparts, Madu didn’t mince words. At risk Canadians should be able to defend themselves with pepper spray – which is currently outlawed in the Criminal Code.

BC fire emissions set to eclipse oil sands

British Columbia’s emissions from forest fires are likely to eclipse Alberta’s oil sands emissions in 2021. 

Data from the Global Fire Emissions Index show that in 2018 B.C. released 48.9 megatons of CO2 into the atmosphere. In 2021, that number could double after all the carnage is accounted for.

Fat white woman on the run after trying to burn church

The twice targeted St. George Coptic Orthodox Church has burned to the ground in the middle of Surrey, BC, after a failed attempt on Wednesday. RCMP are now looking for a “heavy set” white woman who was caught trying to set the doors on fire.